French v.s. Pinoy

A Pinoy is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Frenchman, who nevertheless starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"

Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course!"

Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble):
"We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect
in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to the Philippines."

(The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence)

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Pinoy: "Of Course."

Frenchman (crackling his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling):

"We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

(After a moment of silence and feeling irritated already, the Pinoy asked ...)

Pinoy: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why, of course we do!", he says with a big smirk.

Pinoy: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Pinoy: "We don't! In my dear homeland, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble gum and sell them to France!"

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Originally Posted by JhOgsZ na maganda :D at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge