Merry Christmas Everyone!

Merry Christmas sa lahat! Hope you all have a Happy Holidays! ^_^

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Interview After Manny Pacquiao vs Cotto

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Interview After Manny Pacquiao vs Cotto - Here's the full video and transcript of the Sky Sports interview of Floyd Mayweather Jr. right after Manny Pacquiao win over Miguel Cotto.

"The thing is with Pacquiao I don't see any versatility as a fighter; he's a good puncher but just one-dimensional."

"When they asked Manny Pacquiao 'would you like to fight Floyd Mayweather' he said talk to my promoter; they didn't ask your promoter they asked you, what do you want to do? Manny Pacquiao was asked the same question 'do you want to fight Floyd Mayweather' three times. This is something the world is trying to force on him. If he wants to fight Floyd Mayweather all he has to do is step up to the plate."

"I'm in a no-win situation. If I beat Manny Pacquiao, do you know what they are going to say? 'You are supposed to beat him, you are Floyd Mayweather, you are the bigger man'. If I knock him out they'll say 'you're supposed to knock him out he's been knocked out before'."

"I'm in a no-win situation and when I beat him no one is going to be surprised because he's been beaten before; whatever I do to Pacquiao has been done before - he's been beaten on three occasions. And if I knock him out I don't want the world shouting because he's been knocked out twice before."

"If I go out and make $60-75 million in one night; come on - I'm not losing. Can Manny Pacquiao beat me? Absolutely not."

"The world's going to go 'wow' if Floyd Mayweather gets beaten. That's what everyone is looking to see. What's going on now at the world of boxing is they're trying to build a fighter, make a fighter that can beat me."

"I don't get no respect in the world of boxing. I do my interviews, you got different fighters that disrespect me, and come in on my interviews, which is not fair. Now Manny Pacquiao when he does his interviews, he can do his interviews for 20 minutes, then they go interview his trainers, and the rest of the people in his team. Now, with me, they interview me, they got guys jumping in, being very disrespectful."

"I'm not saying Cotto is not a good fighter, flat-footed, been in a lot of wars. There's nothing cool about taking punishment. 'Oh, I beat this guy up he beat me up. I got a swell eye, a rip lip, bloody nose, a broken rib, made a few million, and my hand got raised.' There's nothing cool about taking punishment."

"Floyd Mayweather beat 13 world champions, 6 time world champion, in 5 different weight classes, and won official belts. I beat fighters at official classes, and I move up to 130. No different than Manny Pacquiao. Manny Pacquiao weigh 106 when he was 16, just like Floyd Mayweather."

"My career is fine, what's so cool is I can take no punishment, no bumps, no bruises. When my career is over I have a job as a commentator, and I will be a great promoter. That's the great thing about my career, I can't speak for other fighter."


Floyd Mayweather Jr. Interview After Manny Pacquiao vs Cotto

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haha! Just reading the comments makes this a one-sided conversation. Coolest so far.. "Like Father, Like Daughter." Woot! ^_^ Here's what I'm reffering to: PACQUIAO VIDEO. Go on gayweather! Don't just talk the talk.. WALK THE TALK! \m/ by the way.. you're missing in this photo ^_^ http://bit.ly/4vdcaP

Blog Reformat

All movies & musics are removed. I will be converting this blog as my personal diary & folio. ^_^

New Crib!

naka-lipat na ako :) expect more blog activity ^_^

Empty Body - El Pasakit, Poldong Pantas & Okra

Title: Empty Body

Performed by: El Pasakit, Okra, Poldong Pantas & Chippee

Beat: Empty Body - Yessur

Chorus: (2x)

Take my empty body

And discover me, infinity

Forgive me endless longing

So it's crazy you and crazy me

El Pasakit

halika na paiinitin natin ang magdamagan

patayin mo na ang ilaw at ating simulan

yayakapin ka ng mahigpit sabay tanggal damit

kagat ang toblerone sa labi mo ihahalik

habang niroromansa lalo kang kumakapit

sa sarap tayo'y napapaulit-ulit

aayusin kong lapag para di gaanong maingay

kung saan saan naglalakbay aking kamay

katawan nagpapawis sa init na nadarama

bumubulong ng "i love you" babe sa aking tenga

gustong gusto mo kapag binibilisan

sabay isasagad ng dahan dahan

miss na miss ko na yakap mo't halik

mamang piloto sa pinas, ako'y pakibalik

Chorus: (2x)

Poldong Pantas & Chippee

Gagapangin kita sa kama sa kadiliman ng gabi, (ahooo!)

Hahaplusin ko ang likod mo sabay sa'yo ay tatabi. (patabi nga!)

Unti-unti ang fantasy, tahakin nating dalwa.

Habang kaluluwa natin'y lumalangoy sa lawa. (swimming swimming!)

Higpitan, mo ang 'yong yakap, labi ko ay didikit, (muuaahh!)

Dadahan-dahanin ko lang, para hindi masakit.

Walang makakapigil sa damdamin ng pagmamahal,

Kahit kapusin ng hininga tuluyan ma'ng humingal. (haahah-haahah!)

Aking Mahal, bawat sandali ito ay ating gawin, (sige na!)

Hindi ako magsasawa, love mo lang aking hiling.

Pumaling, tumambling tambling sa lahat ng sulok ng bahay, (hala sige!)

Hindi ako patatalo pagkat buhay na buhay. (tsantsararan!)

Ang aking, iniingatan para lamang sa'yo, (of course!)

Hindi kailanman na yuyuko palagi ang pagtayo. (handa harap!)

Pangalan mo lang ang isisigaw sa bawat pagniniig, (syempre!)

Halika na at pagsaluhan natin ang gabing malamig. (payakap nga!)

Chorus: (2x)

skit:

nhiee...

tara na dun na tayo...

ha? wala ng tao oh?!

tsaka madilim na eh...

tsaka nagmamahalan naman tayo diba?

likha na... uy nagpapakipot pa...

Okra

ngayong sumapit ang dilim, atin ng sindihan

ang apoy sa puso natin, ngayon paglaruan

ika'y hahalikan ko kahit na saang parte

di ka dapat tumanggi nhiee, wag ka ng umarte

sa akin makampante, akin tong babagalan

hindi ka aangalan, kahit pa matagalan

hayaan mo akong katawan mo'y sakyan

asahan mo ang kaligayahan, di ka masasaktan

langit iyong mahahawakan kahit di naka-bato

pag-ibig ko'y protektado, kaya wala ng kaba toh

basta para sayo, lahat kayang maabot

kahit umabot ng umaga, hanggang tuhod lumambot

kaya wag ng mahiya, sige umungol ka lang

kung di sapat pag-ibig ko, sige umangal ka lang

handa akong umikot-ikot, kahit bumaligtad pa

kaso tapos na ako, pwede bang isa pa?

Chorus: (2x)

Vote for Mecha-Labaw!

Please vote for CSJ89's Mecha-Labaw!

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Raffy at Faith Tabernacle Church

Master Raffy of Davao Drum League, trying out the new kit (Tama Superstar) bought by Faith Tabernacle Church, Videos separated in 3 parts :D Enjoy mga bok! :D
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1st vid, with me & jdv behind the Camera, Raffy D, just killed it! mismo! :>
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2nd vid, the mike johnston loop, I tried it first but it didn't sound this good.. Kudos Raffy D.! medyo madilim kasi nakalimutan namin on yung isang light :D
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3rd vid, the jojo mayer loop, a hard one but Raffy D. still digs it! sorry sa usapan sa first part :D may bad :D

Cory Aquino Dies

MANILA, Philippines -- Former President Corazon Cojuangco Aquino has passed away. She was 76. Her son Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III confirmed that she died of cardio respiratory arrest at exactly 3:18 a.m. Saturday at the Makati Medical Center.

Mrs. Aquino has been diagnosed with colon cancer early in 2008 and has been confined at the Makati Medical Center for more than a month.

Mrs. Aquino, widow of Senator Benigno Aquino Jr., will be remembered as an icon of democracy, having led a military-backed popular revolt in 1986 that ousted a dictator who ruled the country for 20 years.

Originally Posted at Inquirer.net

Backmasked Jingle Bells

Listen Carefully.. Amazing!
(bawal ang may sakit sa puso)

Full Transcript of the State of the Nation Address of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Thank you, Speaker Nograles, Senate President Enrile, Senators, Representatives, Vice President de Castro, President Ramos, Chief Justice Puno, Ambassadors, friends:

The past twelve months have been a year for the history books. Financial meltdown in the West spread throughout the world…

Tens of millions lost their jobs; billions across the globe have been hurt—the poor always harder than the rich. No one was spared….

It has affected us already. But the story of the Philippines in 2008 is that the country weathered a succession of global crises in fuel, in food, then in finance and finally the economy in a global recession, never losing focus and with economic fundamentals intact…

A few days ago, Moody’s has just announced the upgrade of our credit rating, citing the resilience of our economy. The state of our nation is a strong economy. Good news for our people, bad news for our critics…

I did not become President to be popular. To work, to lead, to protect and preserve our country, our people, that is why I became President. When my father left the Presidency, we were second to Japan. I want our Republic to be ready for the first world in 20 years…

Towards that vision, we made key reforms. Our economic plan centers on putting people first. Higit sa lahat ang layunin ng ating mga patakaran ay tulungan ang masipag na karaniwang Pilipino. New tax revenues were put in place to help pay for better healthcare, more roads, a strong education system. Housing policies were designed to lift up our poorest citizens so they can live and raise a family with dignity. Ang ating mga puhunan sa agrikultura ay naglalayong kilalanin ang ating mga magsasaka bilang backbone ng ating bansa, at bigyan sila ng mga modernong kagamitan to feed our nation and feed their own family….

Had we listened to the critics of those policies, had we not braced ourselves for the crisis that came, had we taken the easy road much preferred by politicians eyeing elections, this country would be flat on its back. It would take twice the effort just to get it back again on its feet—to where we are now because we took the responsibility and paid the political price of doing the right thing. For standing with me and doing the right thing, thank you, Congress…

The strong, bitter and unpopular revenue measures of the past few years have spared our country the worst of the global financial shocks. They gave us the resources to stimulate the economy. Nabigyan nila ang pinakamalaking pagtaas ng IRA ng mga LGU na P40 billion itong taon, imparting strength throughout the country and at every level of government…

Compared to the past, we have built more and better infrastructure, including those started by others but left unfinished. The Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway is a prime example of building better roads. It creates wealth as the flagship of the Subic-Clark corridor.

We have built airports of international standard, upgraded domestic airports, built seaports and the RORO system. I ask Congress for a Philippine Transport Security Authority Law….

Some say that after this SONA, it will be all politics. Sorry, but there’s more work….

Sa telecommunications naman, inatasan ko ang Telecommunications Commission na kumilos na tungkol sa mga sumbong na dropped calls at mga nawawalang load sa cellphone. We need to amend the Commonwealth-era Public Service Law. And we need to do it now….

Kung noong nakaraan, lumakas ang electronics, today we are creating wealth by developing the BPO and tourism sectors as additional engines of growth. Electronics and other manufactured exports rise and fall in accordance with the state of the world economy. But BPO remains resilient. With earnings of $6 billion and employment of 600,000, the BPO phenomenon speaks eloquently of our competitiveness and productivity. Let us have a Department of ICT….

In the last four years tourism almost doubled. It is now a $5 billion industry…

Our reforms gave us the resources to protect our people, our financial system and our economy from the worst of shocks that the best in the west failed to anticipate….

They gave us the resources to do reforms para palawakin ang suportang panlipunan and enhance spending power….For helping e raise salaries through joint resolution, thank you Congress.

Cash handouts give the most immediate relief and produce the widest stimulating effect. Nakikinabang ang 700,000 na pinakamahihirap na pamilya sa programang Pantawid Pamilya.

Our preference is to invest in projects with the same stimulus effects but also with long-term contributions to national progress….

Sa pagpapamahagi ng milyun-milyong ektaryang lupa, 700,000 na katutubo at mahigit isang milyong benepisyaryo ng CARP ay taas-noong may-ari na ng sariling lupa. Hinihiling ko sa Kongreso na ipasa agad ang pagpapalawig ng CARP, at dapat ma-condone ang P42 billion na land reform liabilities dahil 18% lamang ang nabayaran mula 1972. Napapanahon dahil it will unfreeze the rural property market. Ang mahal kong ama ang nag-emancipate ng mga magsasaka. Ii-mancipate naman natin ngayon ang titulo….

Nakinabang ang pitong milyong entrepreneurs sa P165 billion na microfinance. Nakinabang ang 1,000 sa economic resiliency plan. Kasama natin ngayon ang isa sa kanila, si Gigi Gabiola. Dating household service worker sa Dubai, ngayon siya ay nagtatrabaho sa DOLE. Good luck, Gigi…
Nakinabang ang isang milyong pamilya sa programang pabahay at palupa, mula sa PAG-IBIG, NHA, community mortgage program, certificates of lot awards, at saka yung inyong Loan Condonation and Restructuring Act….

Our average inflation is the lowest since 1966. Last June, it dropped to 1.5%. Paano nakamit ito? Proper policies lowered interest rates, which lowered costs to business and consumers.
Dahil sa ating mga reporma, nakaya nating ibenta ang bigas NFA sa P18.25 per kilo kahit tumaas ang presyo sa labas mula P17.50 hanggang P30 dahil sa kakulangan ng supply sa mundo. Habang, sa unang pagkakataon, naitaas ang pamimili ng palay sa mga magsasaka, P17 mula sa P11…
Dahil sa ating mga reporma, nakaya nating mamuhunan sa pagkain—anticipating an unexpected global food crisis. Nakagawa tayo ng libu-libong kilometro ng farm-to-market roads at kasama ng pribadong sector, natubigan ang dalawang milyong ektarya. Mga Badjao gaya ni Tarnati Dannawi ay tinuruan ng modernong mariculture. Umabot na sa P180,000 ang kinita niya mula noong nakaraang taon.

Congratulations, Tarnati. We will help more fisherfolk shift to fish farming with a budget of P1 billion…
Dahi dumarami na naman daw ang pamilyang nagugutom, mamumuhunan tayo ng bago sa Hunger Mitgation program na nakitang mabisa. Tulungan nito ako dito Kongreso…

Mula noong 2001, Nanawagan tayo ng mas murang gamot. Nagbebenta na tayo ng mga gamot na kalahating presyo sa libu-libong Botika ng Bayan at Botika ng Barangay sa maraming dako ng bansa. Our efforts prodded the pharmaceutical companies to come up with low-cost generics and brands like RiteMed. I supported the tough version of the House of the Cheaper Medicine Law. I supported it over the weak version of my critics. The result: the drug companies volunteered to bring down drug prices, slashing by half the prices of 16 drugs. Thank you, Congressman Cua, Alvarez, Biron and Locsin….
Pursuant to law, I am placing other drugs under a maximum retail price. To those who want to be President, this advice: If you want something done, do it hard, do it well. Don’t pussyfoot. Just do it. Don’t say bad words in public.

Sa health insurance, sakop na ang 86% ng ating populasyon…
Sa Rent Control Law ng 2005 hanggang 2008, hanggang sampung porsyento lang maaaring itaas taon-taon ang upa. Iyong kakapirma nating batas naglagay ng isang taong moratorium, tapos pitong porsyento lang ang maaaring itaas. Salamat, Kongreso….

Noong isang taon, nabiyayaan ng tig-P500 ang mahigit pitong milyong tahanan bilang Katas ng Pantawid Koryente para sa mga small electricity users….

Iyong power rates, ang EPIRA natin ang pangmatagalang sagot. EPIRA dismantled monopoly. But minana natin iyong power purchase agreements under preceding administrations, so hindi pa natin makuha iyong buong intended effect. Pero happy na rin tayo, dahil isang taon na lamang iyan. The next generation will benefit from low prices from our EPIRA. Thank you…

Samantala, umabot na sa halos lahat ng barangay ang elektrisidad. We increased indigenous energy from 48% to 58%. Nakatipid tayo sa dollars tapos malaki pa ang na-reduce pa iyong oil consumption. The huge reduction in fossil fuel is the biggest proof of energy independence and environmental responsibility. Further reduction will come with the implementation of the Renewable Energy Act…and the Biofuels Act….again, thank you.

The next generation will also benefit from our lower public debt to GDP ratio. It declined from 78% in 2000 to 55% in 2008. We cut in half the debt of government corporations from 15% to 7. Likewise foreign debt from 73% to 32%. Kung meron man tayong malaking kaaway na tinalo, walang iba kundi ang utang, iyong foreign debt. Past administrations conjured the demon of foreign debt. We exorcised it….

The market grows economies. A free market, not a free-for-all…

To that end, we improved our banking system to complement its inherent conservatism. The Bangko Sentral has been prudent. Thank you, Governor Tetangco, for being so effective. The BSP will be even more effective if Congress will amend its Charter….

We worked on the Special Purpose Vehicle Act, reducing non-performing loans from 18% to 4% and improving loan-deposit ratios….

Our new Securitization Law did not encourage the recklessness that brought down giant banks and insurance companies elsewhere and laid their economies to waste. In fact, it monitors and regulates the new-fangled financial schemes. Thank you, Congress….

We will work to increase tax effort through improved collections and new sin taxes to further our capacity to reduce poverty and pursue growth. Revenue enhancement must come from the Department of Finance plugging leaks and catching tax and customs cheats. I call on tax-paying citizens and tax-paying businesses: help the BIR and Customs spot those cheats…
Taxes should come from alcohol and tobacco and not from books. Tax hazards to lungs and livers, do not tax minds. Ang kita mula sa buwis sa alak at sigarilyo ay dapat pumunta sa kalusugan at edukasyon. Sa kalusugan, pondohan ang Philhealth premiums ng pinakamahihirap. Ponhodhan ang mas maraming classroom at computers…..

Pardon my partiality for the teaching profession. I was a teacher….

Kaya namuhunan tayo ng malaki sa edukasyon at skills training….

Ang magandang edukasyon ay susi sa mas mabuting buhay, the great equalizer that allows every young Filipino a chance to realize their dreams…

Nagtayo tayo ng 95,000 na silid-aralan, nagdagdag ng 60,000 na guro, naglaan ng P1.5 billion para sa teacher training, especially for 100,000 English teachers. Isa sa pinakamahirap na Millennium Development Goals ay iyong Edukasyon para sa Lahat pagdating ng 2015, na nangunguhulugang lahat ng nasa edad ay nasa grade school. Halos walang bansang nakakatupad nito. Ngunit nagsisikap tayo. Binaba natin ang gastos ng pagpasok. Nagtayo tayo ng mga eskwela sa higit isang libong barangay na dati walang eskwelahan, upang makatipid ng gastos ng pasahe ang mga bata. Tinanggal natin ang miscellaneous fees para sa primary school.

Hindi na kailangan ang uniporme sa mga estudyante sa public schools…

We assist financially half of all students in private high schools….
We have provided 600,000 college and post-graduate scholarships. One of them Mylene Amerol-Macumbal, finished Accounting at MSU-IIT, went to law school, and placed second in the last bar exams–the first Muslim woman bar topnotcher. Congratulations…

In technical education and skills training, we have invested three times that of three previous administrations combined. Narito si Jennifer Silbor, isa sa sampung milyong trainee. Natuto siya ng medical transcription. Now, as an independent contractor and lecturer for transcriptions in Davao, kumikita siya ng P18,000 bawat buwan. Good job.

The Presidential Task Force on Education headed by Jesuit educator Father Bienvenido Nebres has come out with the Main Education Highway towards a Knowledge-Based Economy. It envisions seamless education from basic to vocational school or college….

It seeks to mainstream early childhood development in basic education. Our children are our most cherished possession. In their early years we must make sure they get a healthy start in life. They must receive the right food for a healthy body, the right education for a bright and inquiring mind—and the equal opportunity for a meaningful job….

For college admission, the Task Force recommends mandatory Scholastic Aptitude Tests. It also recommends that private higher education institutions and state universities and colleges should be harmonized. It also recommends that CHED will oversee of local universities and colleges. For professions seeking international recognition—engineering, architecture, accountancy, pharmacy and physical therapy—it recommends radical reform: 10 years of basic education, two years of pre-university, three years of university…

Our educational system should make the Filipino fit not just for whatever jobs happen to be on offer today, but also for whatever economic challenge life will throw in their way….

Sa hirap at ginhawa, ang ating overseas Filipinos ay pinapatatag ang ating bansa. Iyong padala nilang $16 billion noong isang taon ay record. Itong taon, mas mataas pa….

I know that this is not a sacrifice joyfully borne. This is work where it can be found—in faraway places, among strangers with different cultures. It is lonely work, it is very hard work….

Kaya nagsisikap tayong lumikha ng mga trabahong maganda ang bayad dito sa atin so that overseas work will just be a career choice, not the only option for a hardworking Filipino in search of a better life…

Meanwhile, we should make their sacrifices worthwhile. Dapat gumawa tayo ng mga mas malakas na paraan upang proteksyonan at palawak ang halaga ng kanilang pinagsikapang sweldo. That means stronger consumer protection for OFWs investing in property and products back home. Para sa kanila, pinapakilos natin ang Investors Protection Task Force….

Hindi ako nag-aatubiling bisitahin ang ating taong bayan at ang kanilang mga hosts sa buong mundo – mula Hapon…hanggang Brazil, mula Europa at Middle East hanggang sa American Midwest, nakikinig sa kanilang mga problema at pangangailangan, inaalam kung paano matulungan sila n gating pamahalaan—-by working out better policies on migrant labor, or by saving lives and restoring liberty….

Pagpunta ko sa Saudi, pinatawad ni Haring Abdullah ang pitong daang OFW na nasa preso. Pinuno nila ang isang buong eroplano at umuwi kasama ko….

Mula sa ating State Visit to Spain, it has become our biggest European donor. At si Haring Juan Carlos ay nakikipag-usap sa ibang mga bansa para sa ating mga namomoblemang OFW. Ganoon di si Sheikh Khalifa, ang Prime Minister ng Bahrain….

Pagpunta ko sa Kuwait, Emir al-Sabah commuted death sentences. For overseas workers, maraming salamat.

Our vigorous international engagement has helped bring in foreign investment. Net foreign direct investments multiplied 15 times during our administration.

Kasama ng ating mga Together with our OFWs, they more than doubled our foreign exchange reserves. Pinalakas ang ating piso at naiwasan ang lubhang pagtaasng presyo. They upgraded our credit because our reserves grew by $3 billion while those of our peers have shrunk…..

Our international engagement has also corrected historical injustice. The day we visited Washington, Senator Daniel Inouye successfully sponsored benefits for our veterans as part of America’s fiscal stimulus package…

I have accepted the invitation of President Obama to be the first Southeast Asian leader to meet him at the White House, this week….

That he sought us the Philippines testifies to our strong and deep ties….
High on our agenda will be peace and security issues. Terrorism: how to meet it, how to end it, how to address its roots in injustice and prejudice—and most and always how to protect lives….

We will also discuss nuclear non-proliferation. The Philippines will chair the review of the nuclear weapons non-proliferation Treaty in New York in May 2010. The success of the talks will be a major diplomatic achievement for us….

There is a range of other issues we will discuss, including the global challenge of climate change, especially the threat to countries with long coastlines. And there is the global recession, its worse impact on poor people, and the options that can spare them from the worst.

In 2008 up to the first quarter of 2009 we stood among only a few economies in Asia-Pacific that did not shrink. Compare this in 2001, when some of my current critics were driven out by people power, Asia was then surging but our country was on the brink of bankruptcy….

Since then, our economy has posted uninterrupted growth for 33 quarters; more than doubled its size from $76 billion to $186 billion. The average GDP growth from 2001 to the first quarter of 2009 is the highest in 43 years.

Bumaba ang bilang ng nagsasabing mahihirap sila, mula 59% sa 47%. Kahit na lumaki ang ating populasyon, nabawasan ng dalawang milyon ang bilang ng mahihirap. GNP per capita rose from a Third World $967 to $2,051. Lumikha tayo ng walong milyong trabaho, an average of a million per year, much, much more than at any other time….

In sum:
1. We have a strong economy in a strong fiscal position to withstand political shocks….
2. We built new modern infrastructure and completed unfinished ones.
3. The economy is more fair to the poor than ever before….
4. We are building a sound base for the next generation….
5. International authorities have taken notice that we are safer from environmental degradation and man-made disasters….

As a country in the path of typhoons and in the Pacific Rim of Fire, we must be as prepared as the latest technology permits to anticipate natural calamities when that is possible; to extend immediate and effective relief when it is not….The mapping of flood- and landslide-prone areas is almost complete. Early warning, forecasting and monitoring systems have been improved, with weather tracking facilities in Subic, Tagaytay, Mactan, Mindanao, Pampanga….

We have worked on flood control infrastructure like those for Pinatubo, Agno, Laoag, and Abucay, which will pump the run off waters from Quezon City and Tondo flooding Sampaloc. This will help relieve hundreds of hectares in this old city of its age-old woe….

Patuloy naman iyong sa Camanava, dagdag sa Pinatubo, Iloilo, Pasig-Marikina, Bicol River Basin, at mga river basin ng Mindanao….

The victims of typhoon Frank in Panay should receive their long-overdue assistance package. I ask Congress to pass the SNITS Law….

Namana natin ang pinakamatagal ng rebelyon ng Komunista sa buong mundo.

Si Leah de la Cruz isa sa labindalawang libong rebel returnee. Sixteen pa lang siya nang sumali sa NPA. Naging kasapi sa regional White Area Committee, napromote sa Leyte Party Committee Secretary. Nahuli noong 2006. She is now involved in an LGU-supported handicraft livelihood training of former rebels. We love you, Leah!

There is now a good prospect for peace talks both with both the Communist Party of the Philippines and the MILF, with whom we are now on ceasefire….

We inherited an age-old conflict in Mindanao, exacerbated by a politically popular but near-sighted policy of massive retaliation. This only provoked the other side to continue the war….
In these two internal conflicts, ang tanong ay hindi, “Sino ang mananalo?” kundi, bakit ba kailangang mag-away ang kapwa Pilipino tungkol sa mga isyu na alam ng dalawang panig over issues na malulutas naman sa paraang demokratiko.

There is nothing more that I would wish for than peace in Mindanao. It will be a blessing for all its people, Muslim, Christian and lumads. It will show other religiously divided communities that there can be common ground on which to live together in peace, harmony and cooperation that respects each other’s religious beliefs….

At sa lahat ng dako ng bansa, kailangan nating protektahan an gating mamamayan kontra sa krimen — in their homes, in their neighborhoods, in their communities.

How shall crime be fought? Through the five pillars of justice. We call on Congress to fund more policemen on the streets….

Real government is about looking beyond the vested to the national interest, setting up the necessary conditions to enable the next, more enabled and more empowered generation to achieve a country as prosperous, a people as content, as ours deserve to be….

The noisiest critics of constitutional reform tirelessly and shamelessly attempted Cha-Cha when they thought they could take advantage of a shift in the form of government. Now that they feel they cannot benefit from it, they oppose it.

As the process of fundamental political reform begins, let us address the highest exercise of democracy…voting!

In 2001, I said we would finance fully automated elections. We got it, thanks to Congress….
At the end of this speech I shall step down from this stage…but not from the Presidency. My term does not end until next year. Until then, I will fight for the ordinary Filipino. The nation comes first. There is much to do as head of state—to the very last day….

A year is a long time. Patuloy ang pamumuhunan sa tinatawag na three E’s ng ekonomiya, environment at edukasyon. There are many perils that we must still guard against….

A man-made calamity is already upon us, global in scale. As I said earlier, so far we have been spared its worst effects but we cannot be complacent. We only know that we have generated more resources on which to draw, and thereby created options we could take. Thank God we did not let our critics stop us….

As the campaign unfolds and the candidates take to the airwaves, I ask them to talk more about how they will build up the nation rather than tear down their opponents. Our candidates must understand the complexities of our government and what it takes to move the country forward. Give the electorate real choices and not just sweet talk….

Meanwhile, I will keep a steady hand on the tiller, keeping the ship of state away from the shallows some prefer, and steering it straight on the course I set in 2001….
Ang ating taong bayan ay masipag at maka-Diyos. These qualities are epitomized in someone like Manny Pacquiao….Manny trained tirelessly, by the book, with iron discipline, with the certain knowledge that he had to fight himself, his weaknesses first, before he could beat his opponent. That was the way to clinch his victories and his ultimate title: ang pinakadakilang boksingero sa kasaysayan……….Mabuhay ka, Manny!

However much a President wishes it, a national problem cannot be knocked out with a single punch. A President must work with the problem as much as against it, and turn it into a solution if I can…
There isn’t a day I do not work at my job or a waking moment when I do not think through a work-related problem. Even my critics cannot begrudge the long hours I put in. Our people deserve-a-government that works just as hard as they do…

A President must be on the job 24/7, ready for any contingency, any crisis, anywhere, anytime….
Everything right can be undone by even a single wrong. Every step forward must be taken in the teeth of political pressures and economic constraints that could push you two steps back-if-you flinch and falter.. I have not flinched, I have not faltered. Hindi ako umaatras sa hamon….
And I have never done any of the things that have scared my worst critics so much. They are frightened by their own shadows….

In the face of attempted coups, I issued emergency proclamations just in case. But I was able to resolve these military crises with the ordinary powers of my office. My critics call it dictatorship. I call it determination…. We know it as strong government….

But I never declared martial law, though they are running scared as if I did. In truth, what they are really afraid of is their weakness in the face of this self-imagined threat….

I say to them: do not tell us what we all know, that democracy can be threatened. Tell us what you will do when it is attacked….

I know what to do:

I know what to do, as I have shown, I will defend democracy with arms when it is threatened by violence; with firmness when it is weakened by division; with law and order where it is subverted by anarchy; and always, I will try to sustain it by wise policies of economic progress, so that a democracy means not just an empty liberty but a full life for all….

I never expressed the desire to extend myself beyond my term. Many of those who accuse me of it tried to cling like nails to their posts….

I am accused of misgovernance. Many of those who accuse me of it left me the problem of their misgovernance to solve. And we did it….

I am falsely accused, without proof, of using my office for personal profit. Many of those who accuse me of it have lifestyles and spending habits that make them walking proofs of that crime….
We can read their frustrations. They had the chance to serve this good country and they blew it by serving themselves….

Those who live in glass houses should cast no stones. Those who should be in jail should not threaten it, especially if they have been there….

Our administration, with the highest average rate of growth, recording multiple increases in investments, with the largest job creation in history, and which gets a credit upgrade at the height of a world recession, must be doing something right, even if some of those cocooned in corporate privilege refuse to recognize it….

Governance, however, is not about looking back and getting even. It is about looking forward and giving more—to the people who gave us the greatest, hardest gift of all: the care of a country.
From Bonifacio at Balintawak to Cory Aquino at EDSA and up to today, we have struggled to bring power to the people, and this country to the eminence it deserves….

Today the Philippines is weathering well the storm that is raging around the world. It is growing stronger with the challenge. When the weather clears, as it will, there is no telling how much farther forward it can go. Believe in it. I believe…

We can and we must-march-forward-with-hope, optimism and determination.

We must come together, work together and walk together toward the future.

Bagamat malaking hamon ang nasa ating harapan, nasa kamay natin ang malaking kakayahan. Halina’t pagtulungan nating tiyakin ang karapat-dapat na kinabukasan ng ating Inang Bayan….

And to the people of our good country, for allowing me to serve as your President, maraming salamat.

Mabuhay ang Pilipinas.

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Originally Posted at: mackamandag.wordpress.com

Krazykyle - Dear Kuya

Great version! Great Lyrics! Kudos Krazykyle! \m/

Ricky Hatton’s fiancee Jennifer collapses in tears as he suffers brutal knock-out in Las Vegas

As her man lies unconscious on the canvas just yards away, the worry and distress of Ricky Hatton’s fiancée Jennifer Dooley is all too plain to see. Seconds earlier, the former college lecturer let out an ear-piercing scream as the Mancunian boxer was floored for the third and final time by Filipino Manny Pacquiao. Miss Dooley, 27, was comforted by Jenna Coyne - the partner of Hatton’s younger brother Matthew, who had earlier won a points victory on the undercard at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, after seeing the British world champion knocked out in the second round.

Heartbreaking: Ricky Hatton’s fiancée Jennifer Dooley is consoled by his brothers girlfriend Jenna Coyne

It’s a knockout: British boxer Ricky Hatton loses out to Filipino Manny Pacquiao in the second round Wearing a close-fitting red dress, Miss Dooley gripped the back of the seat in front of her for support before turning to Miss Coyne with her hand over her mouth in horror as Hatton, nicknamed The Hitman, remained flat on his back on the canvas for three worrying minutes. Hatton’s mother Carol also looked on concerned as medics helped bring him to his senses. Pacquiao, known as Pac Man, felled Hatton with a brutally quick left hook to the chin. Referee Kenny Bayless didn’t even bother to count before stopping the fight with just a second of the round remaining.

Hatton remained flat on his back on the canvas for three worrying minutes while medics rallied around him

Can’t bear to watch: Ricky Hatton’s mother Carol, left, with Jennifer, right, and Jenna Coyne

The women behind the men: Jennifer shows the star while Manny Pacquiao’s wife Jinkee (right) smiles during the fight Hatton was eventually helped back to his corner before leaving without giving interviews for a precautionary medical check in hospital. He had landed just 18 punches on his opponent, compared to Pacquiao’s 73. Celebrities including Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington and British boxer Amir Khan were at ringside for the fight, dubbed The Battle of East and West’. Comedian Russell Brand was seated next to rap mogul P. Diddy at the junior welterweight title match band the unlikely pair were later joined by superstar Jay Z. 33-year-old Brand looked slightly starstruck as he was introduced to the rapper, who attended the fight without his wife Beyonce.

New pals: Russell Brand and P. Diddy enjoyed some male bonding at the fight between Ricky Hatton and Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas

Hugging it out: Russell and his date look on as Jay Z hugs his pal P. Diddy Singer Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon, who celebrated their first wedding anniversary last week, were also among the stars to watch Hatton lose out to the Filipino at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas as well as Chelsea Footballer Joe Cole and girlfriend Carly Zucker and actor Jack Nicholson. Brand and Diddy, who are set to star together in the movie Get Him to the Greek, appeared to be getting on like a house on fire during the match. The defeat cost Hatton his IBO World Light-welterweight title and left many in the sport - including Hatton’s trainer Floyd Mayweather - urging him to quit. But the boxer’s father, Ray, who was also at ringside, said any decision to retire would come from the fighter alone.

Date night: Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon joined the crowd just days after celebrating their first wedding anniversary

Enjoying the action: Actors Denzel Washington (left) and Jack Nicholson Hatton Senior said his son was ‘perfectly all right’ after undergoing hospital checks but admitted the boxer’s long-term future was now in doubt. ‘Obviously we will support him in whatever he does, Ray Hatton said. ‘And we’ll leave that with him. ‘At this moment in time he’s probably got a few mixed feelings about it. He’ll make that decision whichever way he wants to and the family will support him. I don’t think he would let anybody make that decision for him.’ Miss Dooley left her job as a lecturer at Manchester College of Art and Technology to support Hatton ahead of his only previous defeat, to Floyd Mayweather Junior in December 2007.

Jetting in: Joe Cole and girlfriend Carly Zucker headed to Vegas for the showdown.


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Originally Posted at: ComFy Magazine

Pacquiao v.s. Hatton Post Fight Thoughts by rerousey

All you say is True! PACMAN the living legend! \m/

Ricky Hatton! Tekniks for the PACMAN! (Bisaya)

hahaha! naa pa isa.. mamatay pud mo ug katawa ani :D nyahahaha! :D

Ricky Hatton! A Month before the Fight with PACMAN. Duha ka Rounds! (Bisaya)

sa maka sabot lang.. karon lang nako ni nakita.. late napud sa balita.. hahaha! payts na duha ka rounds! :p na tunong jud :D

Pacquiao vs Hatton || Live Free Streaming!!!

Fight starts at: ( undercards ) LIVE ! ! ! at MGM Grand Arena, Las Vegas USA

8:00 am Philippines === May 3, 2009 === Sunday Morning
6:00 pm U.S. ======== May 2, 2009 === Saturday Evening
2:00 am U.K. ======== May 3, 2009 === Sunday Morning
3:00 am Oslo, Norway = May 3, 2009 === Sunday Morning


Here's the OFFICIAL links will broadcast the event.
NOTE: be sure to copy all the links before the fight! Thanks! HAPPY VIEWING !!!

TJ Brillantes on Gunner

A typical rock music.. just appreciate how tj delivered his bars :D also, this song was rendered in visayan dialect. "Tagay Nyor! Gilumot na!" haha! recommended for Bisaya drummers :D



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Carlos Vega on Early A.M. Attitude

One of my fave Studio drummer. :D He's very good in cow bells. & is very precise in his pockets. This track describes him well. ;) It's just sad that he already passed away :(



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Benjie "Bagets" Mendez on Laughter All The Time

No superb licks on this track, just a regular "bagets feel" as usual.. no straight notes :D Grabbed this track from the GV25 album (tribute to Gary V.) enjoy mga boss!



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Vinnie Colaiuta on The Sauce

This is a Must have for all drummers, grabbed from their live performance at Baked Potato, accompanied by Abraham Laboriel, I consider this track one of the greatest b'coz Vinnie & the others did show what they felt inside.. :D in other words they've gone crazy on this one! :D



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Please Boycott Boyet Fajardo RTW Labels

Last March 13, 2009, Filipino Fashion Designer Angelino Boyet Fajardo created a scene, to the shock and horror of shoppers and employees of Duty Free Philippines alike, when a cashier politely asked for his ID after presenting his unsigned credit card. This is a standard operating procedure applicable to all stores to verify ownership of the credit card and prevent fraud.

Suddenly, the designer reportedly got furious and, at the top of his voice, started berating the cashiers and managers of Duty Free Philippines. He might have thought a celebrated person like he is, with all his accolades and fame, has gone unrecognized by the cashier. A new well-trained casual worker who is carefully doing his job. The designer further shocked bystanders by cursing the people there with words such as leche and p...ina, while angrily expressing surprise why the people there did not recognize him.

Store managers and officers were sought to appease the matter, explaining to him that it is all included as a standard operating procedure in credit card payment for the safety, not only for the company but also his own. Ignoring all this, he pulled out his phone and threatened to call on high positioned government officials whom he allegedly knew, like doing a power-play to make these people realize how important he is. He went on saying "Mga leche kayo! Hindi niyo ako kilala? Ako si Boyet Fajardo! At itong p...ina na babaeng ito (pointing to a lady officer) at ang baklang ito (pointing to the cashier) ay walang kwentang mga tao! I want them fired!!!"

His yelling and berating went on and on. He cannot calm down and as he appeared to have bloodshot eyes, like that of a drunk person and or under an influence. He threw his passport on the cashier's face and later intentionally stepped on the cashier's foot to say "Ay sorry, di ko sinasadya!" He goes on to say, that only if the cashier kneel down before him and/or allow him to freely slap the cashier's face, may he get satisfied.

The ill-fated cashier, with all the onlookers watching, stand down and just simply gave in to probably he thought would end the matter. Crying in shame he slowly knelt down and apologize (for actually doing his job) before this self proclaimed GOD, perhaps for fear of loosing his job. No slapping was made to the cashier's face but the incident landed a harsher and reverberating sound to the faces of the lesser people of this society.

Fortunately, his inhumane acts were caught on CCTV in which a portion was featured in YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojv_kbsEQHQ&feature=channel_page

With such disrespect, discrimination and humiliation towards a good worker, a less fortunate person and a fellow Filipino...

1. We are calling all citizens to stop patronizing Boyet Fajardo's RTW labels such as Substance in SM department stores, Boyet Fajardo and Initials in Landmark and Robinson's department stores.
2. We are calling on all malls to pull out or stop distributing his products in your outlets.
4. We are calling on the Commission on Human Rights, Department of Labor and Employment and all human rights and labor activists to take appropriate legal actions on this matter.
5. We are calling all foreign embassies to deny him of entry to your respective countries.
6. We are calling on the Fashion Designers Association of the Philippines to dishonor him of his membership and profession.

...To give him a lesson and to help us stop him from victimizing the underprivileged over and over and over again.

Contact Information:
Boyet Fajardo
Tel: +632 6327120 / +632 6366871
Email: info@boyetfajardo.com
Website: www.boyetfajardo.com

We look forward to your support.

Thank you.

Concerned Filipino Citizen

Click Here To Support!

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Supportahan nato ni mga bords!

Master Rapper Francis Magalona passes away at 44

MANILA, Philippines - Master Rapper Francis Magalona, 44, passed away Friday. Vic Sotto confirmed the news over GMA's noontime show "Eat Bulaga" and asked for a minute of prayer for the eternal repose of the singer-composer's soul.

A doctor at the hospital who requested anonymity told reporters that Magalona succumbed to multiple organ failure "secondary to severe sepsis and secondary to pneumonia."

Magalona is survived by his wife Pia Maria Arroyo-Magalona and his eight children, including celebrity Maxine Magalona.

Magalona's battle with the illness was made public last year.

The 44-year-old singer-composer told the Philippine Entertainment Portal in December 2008 that he survived a delicate medical condition days before he was dispatched from a hospital.

"Akala ko kasi magki-Christmas ako sa ospital, e, [I thought I would spend Christmas in the hospital] because I had a very, very, very close brush with death last December 4. I went into septic shock and it was a very scary moment," he said in an earlier interview.

It was announced last year that Magalona was scheduled for a bone marrow transplant.

"My doctor said I'm in remission right now after my third chemo cycle. So, my next move would be to do the bone marrow transplant and I'm very happy to announce that I was able to find a match. One of my sisters from the States we have the same tissue typing so she would be my donor," he added.

Family, friends pour in

In a GMA "Flash Report" Friday, reporter Sandra Aguinaldo said among the first personalities to rush to the Medical City Hospital in Mandaluyong City to condole with the family of Magalona were long-time friends Michael V, singer Ogie Alcasid, and Quezon City Vice Mayor Herbert Bautista.

Also rushing to the hospital was veteran actress Rosa Rosal, who chairs the Philippine National Red Cross Blood Donation program.

Comedian Michael V said Magalona died with his entire family around him.

After spending some time with Magalona’s family inside the hospital, Michael V went outside and told reporters how much the Philippines’ Master Rapper had influenced him in his rap music career.

While expressing grief over the news, Bautista said he would immediately busy himself with arranging for the wake of Magalona. The Magalona family said the Master Rapper’s remains would be brought to the Christ the King Chapel in Green Meadows, Quezon City.

Magalona – a father of eight – was bald but smiling in the last three photos in his last Web log (blog) entry.

The "Mga Kababayan Ko" singer was then very optimistic he would win his bout with cancer.

“Good evening people. I am getting prepared for my 4th Chemotherapy cycle, and I will be admitted tonight at The Medical City. I will be doing some tests tomorrow, wish me luck," Magalona wrote in his blog on Jan. 14.

The “Master Rapper" was wearing his signature “3 stars and a Sun" T-shirt in the pictures.

Source: GMANews.TV

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your music taught us a lot of things. rest in peace master rapper! we'll miss you :(

Mark Asiong & Raffy Donato Freestyle Jam

share ko lang sa mga musicians. tagal na tong' uploaded ngayon ko lang naalalang e-post :D sunggo napud ta ani! :D hak! hak! :D

Mint Condition - Breakin' My Heart

Waw!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!! Whaw!!!!!!!! Listen on the killer fills by the drummer. I don't know his name, I'm a bit confused if his Stolkey Williams or not :D Recommended for all rnb drummers :D

Aaron Spears on Wishin On A Star

Just a recommended track for drummers, nice licks by aaron on this one ;)



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7 Reasons not to Mess with Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? 'Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor. A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

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Originally Posted by nanomir at Pinoy Underground Random Thoughts Lounge

Keith Carlock on The River of Life

This is one of the music that i never thought of playing.. You have to be rich in rudiments to play this one. Wooooo! and Keith has alot of that.. chuckles! This music is slow & goes funkier as time progresses. Cool! This can be found on Tal Wilkenfelds' Transformation album. Go grab it! Here's the Formula for this one.

"Steve Gadd + Evolution = Keith Carlock"



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Japanese Binocular Soccer

hahaha! matay ko ug katawa ani oy! :D hehehe!

Derico Watson on You Can't Hide Love

this song is tight :D right fit for Derico! yo! yo! haha! :D fyi, Victor Wooten's on the bass :D



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Eto Cool

pICk uR biRTH moNtH

Jan - siNapAk kO
Feb - diNiLaAn Ko
Mar - hiNuBaRan Ko
Apr - nabuNtis Ko
May - giNaWa kOng aLiLa
Jun - siNuKaHan Ko
Jul - nAkipAg-iNuMan
Aug - nKiPag-RambuLan
Sep - KiNagAt Ko
Oct - piNaLo kO ng tUBo
Nov - piNagtAtaGa kO
Dec - hiNuLog kO sA kAnaL


seCond, add yOur biRth dAy:

1 - si GloRia
2 - si ERap
3 - si aNgeL LocSin
4 - si tEd FaiLoN
5 - si GriNgo HoNasSan
6 - si dOrAeMon
7 - si jOLibEe
8 - si RoNaLd Mc dOnaLd
9 - si jOse pidaL
10 - si bOy AbuNda
11 - si aLbert Einstein
12 - si jOse riZaL
13 - si kRis aQuiNo
14 - si doRiNa piNeda
15 - si cOry AquiNo
16 - si mAhaL
17 - si bOn jOvi
18 - si bAmbOo
19 - si caSsandRa Ponti
20 - si sAm miLby
21 - si nidA bLaNca
22 - si miCo sOtto
23 - si hArry poTter
24 - si haLe bErry
25 - si emiLio AguinALdo
26 - si cOokie mOnster
27 - si sUper iNggo
28 - si dArNa
29 - si mArcos
30 - si beA aLonZo
31 - si sAnta cLauS


aNd thiRd, pick tHe LAST Letter fRom
yOur nAme:

A - kAsi mAhaba Ang buHok ni sadaKo
B - kAsi mAhaL nA aNg tuiTion
C - kAsi aNg gAnDa kO
D - kAsi mAbaho aNg hiningA ko
E - kAsi waLa aKong uNderwer
F - kAsi Asin Lng Ang uLam nMin kAnina
G - kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa
H - kAsi pAtay Ung kUko kO
I - kAsi mAy aSawa nA ako
J - kAsi sUkob uNg kAsaL kO
K - kAsi waLaNg yeLo sA tiNdaHan
L - kAsi maLambing Ang Nanay kO
M - kAsi bAbaeRo aNg tAtay kO
N - kAsi tWo-tiMer aKo
O - kAsi aYoKo nAng mAg-aRaL
P - kAsi mAy pUtoK siYa
Q - kAsi nag 1-2-3 aKo sA jEep
R - kAsi wALa aKong bUhok Sa kiLi-kiLi
S - kAsi piLay aNg Aso nMin
T - kAsi Vlrgin pA ako
U - kAsi nALunod Ako sA batya
V - kAsi puMutOk uNg Lobo NuNg bAta
W - kAsi mAy bAktoL siYa
X - kAsi mAtiGas uNg pandeSaL
Y - kAsi pAngit siYa
Z - kAsi wAlAnG cOndoM sa walLeT kO

Eto yung sa'ken :D

siNapAk kO si cOokie mOnster kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa

Don't hesitate to post a comment with your result :D
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Originally Posted by aboynamedmhark at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge

French v.s. Pinoy

A Pinoy is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Frenchman, who nevertheless starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"

Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course!"

Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble):
"We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect
in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to the Philippines."

(The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence)

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Pinoy: "Of Course."

Frenchman (crackling his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling):

"We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

(After a moment of silence and feeling irritated already, the Pinoy asked ...)

Pinoy: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why, of course we do!", he says with a big smirk.

Pinoy: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Pinoy: "We don't! In my dear homeland, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble gum and sell them to France!"

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Originally Posted by JhOgsZ na maganda :D at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge

Pano kung ganito anak mo?

Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin
ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din
pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na
NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand
dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka
sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palan namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo
nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak
komportavle kaba jan sa boarding house mo sa ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA
COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group
project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt
kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt
mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi
natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa
JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan
baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa
driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalan at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na
pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.


Ang nagmamahal,

Itang at Inang


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Originally Posted by zildjian at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge

What's Your New Name (Pangtanggal ng Stress)

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need somesilliness to break up the day. Here is your dose..

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New Last Name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New Last Name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!!

Don't hesitate to put a comment & enter in your New Name! :D ito akin
"Gidget Bubblehead" nyahahaha!

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Originally Posted by genshi at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge

Libre Tawa

Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ako ng P250,000 monthly gaya ng daddy ko!
Jody: Wow! Ganyang kalaki ang kita ng daddy mo monthly??
Toto: Hindi!! Yan din ang PANGARAP niya!!!

*****

Nagtatalik ang mag-asawa…
MISTER: Bakit maluwag na ‘to?!
MISIS: Taranta**! D’yan ko minsan kinukuha ‘yung pambayad sa kuryente, tubig, matrikula, pati na sigarilyo mo!

*****

Couple Talking:
Wife: Hon...Paki fix naman ilaw natin sa labas.
Husband: Hellooo...Electrici an ba ako???
Wife: Eh di paki gawa na lang hagdan natin.
Husband: Hellooo...Karpinter o ba ako???

Umalis si Husband...Pagbalik gawa na lahat

ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Wife kung

sino gumawa ng trabaho.


Wife: Kasi kanina...A man saw me

crying...sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay,

so he offered to help in exchange of

either sex or bake ako ng cake.
Husband: So...pinag bake mo siya ng cake???
Wife: Helloooo...Baker ba ako???

*****

Sa motel…
BOYFRIEND: Is this your first time?
GIRLFRIEND: (nagalit) Oo naman, ‘no?! Kayo talagang mga lalaki, ang kukulit! Pare-pareho ng tanong! Paulit-ulit! Hmph!

****

Babae: Walang hiya kang lalake ka! Ginabi ka na naman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! ayop ka talaga!
Lalaki: Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito

*****

(nakatakas si erap,FVR at GMA sa mga terorista at nagtago sa mga sako sa farm!)
Terorista 1:ano na nakita mo jan?!
Terorista 2:mga sako lang!Tignan ko mga laman!
(sinipa ng terorista ang sako)
"meow" sabi ni GMA!
Terorista 2:PUSA!
(sinipa ang isa pang sako)
"aw aw" sabi ni FVR!
terorista 2:ASO!
(sinipa ang isa pang sako ngunit walang tunog kaya sinipa nya ito ng sinipa,(nasasaktan na si erap kya sabi nito)
"PATATAS ako kaya wala kong sound!
mga anga!

*****

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

*****

things you don’t want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

*****

RIZAL: Alam mo, Maria Clara, ikaw talaga ang pinakamahinhin babae na
nakilala ko
MA. CLARA: (! Ngiti, sabay takip ng abaniko sa mukha) Bolero! Hilahin ko titi
mo dyan eh..

*****

Mag-asawa having sex...
HUSBAND: Honey, mag dirty talk ka naman para ganahan
ako!
WIFE: Ahhh...Shit! Basuraaa... Kanal... Taeee...
Oooh... Patay na dagaaaa!

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Originally Posted by loganshadow at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge

It's My Boitdey!

i really don't know what to post.. feel ko lang mag post kasi nga "boitdey" ko. thanks sa lahat ng bumati at babati pa! :p expect more opm music soon! de nada! ;)

Jeff Beck & Tal Wilkenfeld - Cause We Ended as Lovers

woooo! power house! jeff beck + tal wilkenfeld + vinnie colaiuta. yeba! nice music, even ang distribution ng parts..

galing! may kapalit na din si kat agarrado, si tal wilkenfeld na krass ko ngayon! oye!