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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Derico Watson on You Can't Hide Love



this song is tight :D right fit for Derico! yo! yo! haha! :D fyi, Victor Wooten's on the bass :D



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Eto Cool

pICk uR biRTH moNtH

Jan - siNapAk kO
Feb - diNiLaAn Ko
Mar - hiNuBaRan Ko
Apr - nabuNtis Ko
May - giNaWa kOng aLiLa
Jun - siNuKaHan Ko
Jul - nAkipAg-iNuMan
Aug - nKiPag-RambuLan
Sep - KiNagAt Ko
Oct - piNaLo kO ng tUBo
Nov - piNagtAtaGa kO
Dec - hiNuLog kO sA kAnaL


seCond, add yOur biRth dAy:

1 - si GloRia
2 - si ERap
3 - si aNgeL LocSin
4 - si tEd FaiLoN
5 - si GriNgo HoNasSan
6 - si dOrAeMon
7 - si jOLibEe
8 - si RoNaLd Mc dOnaLd
9 - si jOse pidaL
10 - si bOy AbuNda
11 - si aLbert Einstein
12 - si jOse riZaL
13 - si kRis aQuiNo
14 - si doRiNa piNeda
15 - si cOry AquiNo
16 - si mAhaL
17 - si bOn jOvi
18 - si bAmbOo
19 - si caSsandRa Ponti
20 - si sAm miLby
21 - si nidA bLaNca
22 - si miCo sOtto
23 - si hArry poTter
24 - si haLe bErry
25 - si emiLio AguinALdo
26 - si cOokie mOnster
27 - si sUper iNggo
28 - si dArNa
29 - si mArcos
30 - si beA aLonZo
31 - si sAnta cLauS


aNd thiRd, pick tHe LAST Letter fRom
yOur nAme:

A - kAsi mAhaba Ang buHok ni sadaKo
B - kAsi mAhaL nA aNg tuiTion
C - kAsi aNg gAnDa kO
D - kAsi mAbaho aNg hiningA ko
E - kAsi waLa aKong uNderwer
F - kAsi Asin Lng Ang uLam nMin kAnina
G - kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa
H - kAsi pAtay Ung kUko kO
I - kAsi mAy aSawa nA ako
J - kAsi sUkob uNg kAsaL kO
K - kAsi waLaNg yeLo sA tiNdaHan
L - kAsi maLambing Ang Nanay kO
M - kAsi bAbaeRo aNg tAtay kO
N - kAsi tWo-tiMer aKo
O - kAsi aYoKo nAng mAg-aRaL
P - kAsi mAy pUtoK siYa
Q - kAsi nag 1-2-3 aKo sA jEep
R - kAsi wALa aKong bUhok Sa kiLi-kiLi
S - kAsi piLay aNg Aso nMin
T - kAsi Vlrgin pA ako
U - kAsi nALunod Ako sA batya
V - kAsi puMutOk uNg Lobo NuNg bAta
W - kAsi mAy bAktoL siYa
X - kAsi mAtiGas uNg pandeSaL
Y - kAsi pAngit siYa
Z - kAsi wAlAnG cOndoM sa walLeT kO

Eto yung sa'ken :D

siNapAk kO si cOokie mOnster kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa

Don't hesitate to post a comment with your result :D
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Originally Posted by aboynamedmhark at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge
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French v.s. Pinoy

A Pinoy is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Frenchman, who nevertheless starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"

Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course!"

Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble):
"We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect
in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to the Philippines."

(The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence)

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Pinoy: "Of Course."

Frenchman (crackling his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling):

"We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds and leftovers in container, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

(After a moment of silence and feeling irritated already, the Pinoy asked ...)

Pinoy: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why, of course we do!", he says with a big smirk.

Pinoy: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Pinoy: "We don't! In my dear homeland, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble gum and sell them to France!"

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Originally Posted by JhOgsZ na maganda :D at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge
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Pano kung ganito anak mo?

Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin
ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din
pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na
NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand
dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka
sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palan namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo
nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak
komportavle kaba jan sa boarding house mo sa ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA
COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group
project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt
kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt
mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi
natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa
JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan
baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa
driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalan at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na
pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.


Ang nagmamahal,

Itang at Inang


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Originally Posted by zildjian at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge
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What's Your New Name (Pangtanggal ng Stress)

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need somesilliness to break up the day. Here is your dose..

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New Last Name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New Last Name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!!

Don't hesitate to put a comment & enter in your New Name! :D ito akin
"Gidget Bubblehead" nyahahaha!

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Originally Posted by genshi at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge
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Libre Tawa

Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ako ng P250,000 monthly gaya ng daddy ko!
Jody: Wow! Ganyang kalaki ang kita ng daddy mo monthly??
Toto: Hindi!! Yan din ang PANGARAP niya!!!

*****

Nagtatalik ang mag-asawa…
MISTER: Bakit maluwag na ‘to?!
MISIS: Taranta**! D’yan ko minsan kinukuha ‘yung pambayad sa kuryente, tubig, matrikula, pati na sigarilyo mo!

*****

Couple Talking:
Wife: Hon...Paki fix naman ilaw natin sa labas.
Husband: Hellooo...Electrici an ba ako???
Wife: Eh di paki gawa na lang hagdan natin.
Husband: Hellooo...Karpinter o ba ako???

Umalis si Husband...Pagbalik gawa na lahat

ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong nya si Wife kung

sino gumawa ng trabaho.


Wife: Kasi kanina...A man saw me

crying...sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay,

so he offered to help in exchange of

either sex or bake ako ng cake.
Husband: So...pinag bake mo siya ng cake???
Wife: Helloooo...Baker ba ako???

*****

Sa motel…
BOYFRIEND: Is this your first time?
GIRLFRIEND: (nagalit) Oo naman, ‘no?! Kayo talagang mga lalaki, ang kukulit! Pare-pareho ng tanong! Paulit-ulit! Hmph!

****

Babae: Walang hiya kang lalake ka! Ginabi ka na naman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! ayop ka talaga!
Lalaki: Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito

*****

(nakatakas si erap,FVR at GMA sa mga terorista at nagtago sa mga sako sa farm!)
Terorista 1:ano na nakita mo jan?!
Terorista 2:mga sako lang!Tignan ko mga laman!
(sinipa ng terorista ang sako)
"meow" sabi ni GMA!
Terorista 2:PUSA!
(sinipa ang isa pang sako)
"aw aw" sabi ni FVR!
terorista 2:ASO!
(sinipa ang isa pang sako ngunit walang tunog kaya sinipa nya ito ng sinipa,(nasasaktan na si erap kya sabi nito)
"PATATAS ako kaya wala kong sound!
mga anga!

*****

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

*****

things you don’t want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

*****

RIZAL: Alam mo, Maria Clara, ikaw talaga ang pinakamahinhin babae na
nakilala ko
MA. CLARA: (! Ngiti, sabay takip ng abaniko sa mukha) Bolero! Hilahin ko titi
mo dyan eh..

*****

Mag-asawa having sex...
HUSBAND: Honey, mag dirty talk ka naman para ganahan
ako!
WIFE: Ahhh...Shit! Basuraaa... Kanal... Taeee...
Oooh... Patay na dagaaaa!

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Originally Posted by loganshadow at Pinoy Underground Laugh Lounge
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Monday, January 26, 2009

It's My Boitdey!

i really don't know what to post.. feel ko lang mag post kasi nga "boitdey" ko. thanks sa lahat ng bumati at babati pa! :p expect more opm music soon! de nada! ;)
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Jeff Beck & Tal Wilkenfeld - Cause We Ended as Lovers



woooo! power house! jeff beck + tal wilkenfeld + vinnie colaiuta. yeba! nice music, even ang distribution ng parts..

galing! may kapalit na din si kat agarrado, si tal wilkenfeld na krass ko ngayon! oye!
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